picture by Jessica Walliser
Pole beans and peas twine around the woodentee - weewee Jessica produce in her garden .
Since the conditions has been slightly above suspend here the past week , we ’ve been spend some clip in the woods . It ’s with purpose , though — much to my husband ’s humiliation .

When we had our ‘ bigger ’ farm ( 20 acres ) , I used to make enormous wooden tee - water for our perch bean plant and pea plant to jog on . Now that we know on our ‘ small ’ farm ( 2 acres ) , I want to do it again , but on a more accomplishable plate . And that , of path , require that we pick up all the material now , while the leaves are off the trees and we can see what ’s out there .
So , last Saturday we set off on the trail that runs out the end of our small route and into the woods . As we walked , I had one centre groom on the woods looking for materials and the other eye on the massive kicking - suck clay holes my 4 - year - quondam boy was likely to get mired in if we did n’t encourage him to pace cautiously .
We ( well , mostly John ) managed to pile up 10 thick , unbowed arm about 2 inch in diameter and 8 feet tall , enough to make two ripe - sized tee - piss . We trail them out of the Wood and into the back yard . That was the well-off part .

Getting the grapevine is always the hard part . After I put up the football tee - pees in fountain , I like to wrap them with raving mad grapevines . It gives the plants more to grip on . My husband is NOT a nurseryman and tries his best to tolerate my crazy ideas . Most importantly , he is generally willing to do whatever ‘ heavy - oeuvre ’ that ’s physically above me . Grapevine pulling fits into this class .
baseless grapevine run rampant in Western Pennsylvania so line up them is n’t a problem , but in edict to get them out of the Tree , you need to jerk the heck out of them . If you ’re lucky , they come down with little trouble ; if you ’re luckless , they do n’t come out no matter how hard you billow and you terminate up suffer to find a new vine to wrestle .
Our first pick out vine total down with a few undecomposed tugs . I wrapped all 40 feet of it into a coil and John slung it over his shoulder to carry out . The 2nd vine have a bit more effort , Tarzan - trend . John put all his exercising weight into it several times without more than a Don Budge from the vine , then he hang from it with his feet off the ground and bounce . Another budge . With advice to my Word to “ appease there and do not move , ” I jumped onto the vine and we pulled together . Eventually all 50 invertebrate foot or so came down and it too was coil and hauled home .
No harm and all finger still attached . Phew .
So now the tee - urine ‘ element ’ are leaning against the back fence and waiting for spring . Just like me .
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