This Mary Jane , with its one plant , is staring just as it is . No razzmatazz .

I hate rules .

I mean really , I do . I always have . My brain wo n’t take them . If someone tells me that THIS is the way to do a matter , I will try and find another way to do it . It may number from my year as an actor , and theater of operations training – we are supposed to be curious , questioning , open to new matter . A set rule or a path that strike one from A to B in a straight line just is n’t interesting , and tends to concede insipid results . So when I come across “ rule ” in garden design , I tend to balk .

this pot, with its one plant, is perfect just as it is. No razzmatazz.

This pot, with its one plant, is perfect just as it is. No razzmatazz.

The worst rule , in my centre , has to do with container horticulture . When I see it re - printed ( which it is , constantly ) I want to tear up the magazine at fault in an old , dull , rusty paper shredder . Imagine the pain . When I see it enthusiastically champion on a website , I have to resist hurling my computer against the wall . I vow never to travel to whichever website / web log that vomit up this peppy garden pap ever again .

Here is the kernel of the offending “ baksheesh ” :

When designing a container , you must use a magniloquent , striking works ( Thriller ) , a intermediate sized , leafy plant ( Filler ) , and a cascade plant life of some sort to soften the sharpness ( Spiller ) . Thriller , filler , spiller – GET IT ? It RHYMES ! ! ! ! So it must be a good rule , being all rime - y and everything .

I want to acknowledge who came up with this platitude of container design ? I always believe of Pallen Smith when I read the phrase , but I do n’t lie with if it is because it truly originated with him or if it just seems   like precisely the variety of thing he would have get up with . Or , ( let ’s be honest here ) , it would be more potential that someone come up with it FOR him and he went and run with it , his syrupy southern drawl making it that much more homey and appealing – and EASY ! WOW ! Now anyone can have an awesome container , cuz THRILLER FILLER setline ! ! ! It is so attention-getting ! What a breeze to remember !

It is n’t the real advice that I have a problem with – it is pretty good advice . If you flux a tall striking flora with a full , leafy one , and then bestow a procumbent little friend to fall over the edge of your pot , you ’re bound to have yourself a skillful container . It ’s a look – one of many looks that can be attain with plant and containers . That ’s all . It is n’t magic .

catch phrase can create an sound reflection chamber that make people think they have just received wisdom . No – what they have is an well retrieve chemical group of words that take the position of actually think . Have you ever spoken to someone who is always spouting catchprases and apophthegm ? You ’ll be trying to afford up a conversation , to get to the good talk , to try and see something , and then they will pop up with something like “ Well , you roll in the hay what they say , what ’s good for the goose is safe for the gander ’ ” – and you are all like “ what ? ” ? Goose ? What is a gander anyway ? Your conversation has come full stop , and the catchphraser recollect he just tell something meaningful and profound , when in reality he just drop a word turkey at you that served to do nothing but to block off conversation and thought .

The Thriller Filler Spiller rule is the design version of that . It exists precisely to make things simple , to give you a template that you do n’t need to motley – it is the end of a design conversation that you could be birth with your containers and your plant . What if you just put a thriller in a fabulous pot ? That could be exactly the affair you call for in the entry of your midcentury spread house – light , dramatic , elegant . None of this showy charge and fill and spill – it may not be appropriate . Or what if you have the crazy idea of just using a trawl to drape over the lip of a low bowl – peaceable and calm , like H2O cascading over the border of a fountain ? A thriller would just be obnoxious , unneeded . I personally screw a pot with just a makeweight in it – it is my new “ matter ” . The repeat of filler in pot can provide a elementary structure to a interfering landscape painting , giving it residual .

All of these ideas , which could be peachy , would be unexplored if someone just ran with Thriller Filler Spiller and did n’t enroll into a veridical conversation with the infinite , the industrial plant , and the container they are dealing with .

I am not much of a lover of simplifying thoughts . I like simple space , but not childlike mind . I have intercourse when I see design work that has been beautifully considered – THAT is why I have always had trouble with tips , tricks , and easy formula . Sure , some people just need to get affair done – I get it . For them , there are many of spot to learn the gentle room to do just about anything . In fact , it seems like the internet may have been invented just for this very reason ( or was it for leisurely admission to porno ? Hmmm … . )

So that ’s my fustian . Do n’t EVEN get me started on Sleep Creep and Leap ! ! !